Kebobs at the Villa

On Friday the 8th, me and my colleague decided that we'd splurge a little, and do some grillin. As my broke down, triflin colleague came into my house, however, I almost decided to call the grill sesh off. This black mother fucker tracked mud all over my carpet, and proceeded to sit his fat, broke ass down on my couch while he watched me clean it up. Anywho, We didn't feel like buying steaks again, so we decided to raid my kitchen for some chicken. At first, I was a little hot under the collar, when young Leroy asked what marinade I was going to use, because I was fresh out of my favorite one. However, using my Flamemast0r skills, I casually whipped up a spice rub that was incomporable to even the best in the industry. Comprising mainly of lemon pepper seasoning, this tantalizing rub made the partially frozen chicken quite the treat. As we walked down to my private pool house, we saw the grills open and ready for gordo action. I plopped the kebobs on the barbie, right as lil Jakey proceeded to point out what he called a "good deal." What he called "a fine ass bitch" was nothing more than a common trailer trash hoe wearing a one piece with dreadful hair extensions and fake nails. As I tried to convince young scooty that he'd lost his damn mind, the poor old fellow started to tear up. So i gave him a taste of grill squash, and miraculously his little bitch tears dried up. In conclusion, me and little juice had quite a time grilling that Friday, and will be continuing the practice this Friday, in celebration of me graduating. Don't worry Scoot0r, with government programs like no child left behind, you'll be sure to graduate too!