The Constitution.

The Constitution of the United Nation of GordoVille

We the Gordos of GordoVille, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure carnivorous Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Food to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Nation of GordoVille.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of GordoVille, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the status of twenty five Wings, and been seven Months a Gordo of the United Nation of GordoVille, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that Nation in which he shall be chosen.

When vacancies happen in the Representation from any Sector , the Executive Gordos thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.
The House of Representatives shall choose their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.
No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Status of Thirty Wings, and been nine Months a Gordo of GordoVille, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that sector for which he shall be chosen.
The Vice President of GordoVille shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they are equally divided.

The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common

Defence and general Welfare of GordoVille; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout GordoVille.

The executive Power shall be vested in The Presidents of GordoVille. They shall hold this Office during the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice-President chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the Sector may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Gordo holding an Office of Trust or Profit under GordoVille, shall be appointed an Elector.

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of GordoVille, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Fullness, Bitchery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.