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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"Blazin' Challenge" at Buffalo Wild Wings

Last Saturday, the 21st I believe, my fellow colleague and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings to attempt the Blazin' Challenge. Upon arrival, the mood was very laid back, and as I greeted our two faithful groupies, I felt feelings of relaxation. As our unusual waiter came to the table, my coleague and I ordered two waters and 12 of the Blazin' wings. The challenge was simple: 12 wings in 6 minutes, no water.
When the first wing hit my mouth, the sauce was basically a joke as far as spicy goes; it actually made my mouth a little cold. Jacob, although he is very skinny, was able to eat all of the wings no problem as well and actually was able to finish 5 seconds before me.


At the end of the day, we both successfully completed the challenge, and paid... Jacob pulled out an excessive amount of  50 dollar bills and even a few c notes...I'm not entirely sure. Also, I might point out that he didn't leave a tip (maybe hinting at how weird our waiter was). Bottom Line: Buffalo Wild Wings you should be ashamed.
Also: as you can see, I'm eating the wings with a sense of determination in my eyes, whilst my colleague to the left is able to easily finish the wings and eat them faster than me even though he didn't have to be too determined.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Wing Night at Lazy Parrot

Today we decided to go to lazy parrot grill for wing night.  We wanted to see who could eat more of their hottest wing "Cancun."  We each got 10 Cancun wings and 10 of another type of wing.  Butty swore that he could eat way more than me and that I would probably only eat one.  When the wings came it became increasingly clear to me that the stupid ginger was all talk.  At the first bite it seemed fine then the heat started to travel down my mouth and into my throat burning my tongue and throat.  Since I am a man I was able to easily hide that it was effecting me while young Dick III began to show obvious signs of fatigue including an extremely runny nose and he began to cry.  He managed to quickly shove 2 1/2 wings down his throat while I calmly ate 3 until he finally shouted "I give Up."  Then as he guzzled down his cup of water and screamed at the waitress for more I calmly sipped my glass of water.  After that I easily ate my other 10 wings while Butty choked down his 10 trying to look big.  As we left I took out my wallet to pay the waitress and buddy emptied his pocket of change to pay completely with change.  This just proved what I already knew that I could take much more heat then young Dicky.
    Buddy Counting his Change

Monday, May 16, 2011

GordoVille Initiation

GordoVille is an ode to all the food lovers, addicts, and enthusiasts out there.
Shoutout to Rick Ross http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPuzcC1y6yU