Wing Night at Lazy Parrot

Today we decided to go to lazy parrot grill for wing night.  We wanted to see who could eat more of their hottest wing "Cancun."  We each got 10 Cancun wings and 10 of another type of wing.  Butty swore that he could eat way more than me and that I would probably only eat one.  When the wings came it became increasingly clear to me that the stupid ginger was all talk.  At the first bite it seemed fine then the heat started to travel down my mouth and into my throat burning my tongue and throat.  Since I am a man I was able to easily hide that it was effecting me while young Dick III began to show obvious signs of fatigue including an extremely runny nose and he began to cry.  He managed to quickly shove 2 1/2 wings down his throat while I calmly ate 3 until he finally shouted "I give Up."  Then as he guzzled down his cup of water and screamed at the waitress for more I calmly sipped my glass of water.  After that I easily ate my other 10 wings while Butty choked down his 10 trying to look big.  As we left I took out my wallet to pay the waitress and buddy emptied his pocket of change to pay completely with change.  This just proved what I already knew that I could take much more heat then young Dicky.

    Buddy Counting his Change